At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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