then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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