I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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