I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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