dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
