Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i drank out of a bidet.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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