some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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