white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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