i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
do nipples grow back?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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