I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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