I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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