sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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