Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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