About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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