remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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