you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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