i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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