i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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