Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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