Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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