North Korea, Best Korea!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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