found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
