Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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