i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so let's talk penis.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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