you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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