when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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