she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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