Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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