No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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