Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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