She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You have to summon your inner elephant
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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