yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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