I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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