hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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