just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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