Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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