is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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