so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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