Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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