so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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