So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I need to stop coming to work sober
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
and you fell through a lawn chair
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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