I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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