thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
dude. I can hear the air.
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