He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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