if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am available for nakedness
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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