my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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