i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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