The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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