I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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