So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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