Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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