The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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